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07/24/2018 19:52:41 +0000 | $4.00 | Yes |
Just FYI,
That Pikachu donation did not get my spheal of approval |
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07/24/2018 19:29:18 +0000 | $4.00 | Yes |
Hey it's me Tofu.
Let's start with knocking on some doors. Knock Knock. Who's there? Rhydon Rhydon who? Rhydon time. Knock Knock. Who's there? Zapdos Zapdos who? Zapdos idiots! Knock Knock. Who's there? Raichu Raichu who? Raichu are. Which Pokemon does Dracula like most? Koffin’ How do you brush Gyarados’s teeth? A: Very carefully What do you call it when Haunter gets too close to a camp fire? A toasty ghosty. |
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07/24/2018 18:55:45 +0000 | $4.00 | Yes |
Psst hey, you thought i was gone didn't you?
Can't stop Tofu! What's A Pokemon Fan’s Favorite Place To Go In France? Paras! My released Pikachu still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! What does Snorlax and someones father have in common? They always snore. Why did the dragon-type cross the street? I deino He's so cute. I could just Patamon the head. Oh wait that is Digimon. |
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07/24/2018 18:23:56 +0000 | $4.00 | Yes |
One more donation cause i can cause wynaut?
Where can you buy dragon-type toys? At Hax'R'Us What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak? A Peak-A-Chewer! What happens when you talk to a Miltank? It goes in one ear and out the udder How about a knock knock joke Knock Knock Who's There? Wynaut Wynaut who? Wynaut donate more money? |
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07/24/2018 18:00:12 +0000 | $5.00 | Yes |
Hi again, I'm sad you ruined my slowpoke joke :(
How about more? When do you take your pokemon to the doctor? When the bulb is sore. What do you get if you stick a parrot in a washing machine? A Poliwhirl. Last night i kept running through the rain but the mudkip getting all over my pants. Which Pokemon could also be a pirate? Arrrrrr-bok Which pokemon do soccer players like the most? GOALduck What did Pikachu say when he saw Ash fall over a cliff? Pikachu. What did you expect? It's a pokemon! |
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07/24/2018 17:46:31 +0000 | $6.00 | Yes |
Hey, i heard you like pokemon jokes.
How many slowpokes does it take to scren in a lightbulb? What do pokemon spies do? Pik-a-chu What do whitney's miltank and optimus prime have in common? They roll out! I was going to tell a joke about bird pokemon, but it was too farfetch'd What's the best pokemon if you're on a diet? Butter-free One, it just takes a really long time! |
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07/22/2018 17:15:32 +0000 | $5.00 | Yes |
Hey, i heard you like puns.
i got two for you. What’s a flower’s favorite band? Guns n’ Roses. Why do flowers always drive so fast? They put the petal to the metal. |
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07/22/2018 17:05:43 +0000 | $5.00 | Yes |
Hey Wiredwicky, Digging the shirt.
Samurai's, pizza's and cats, what more do you want? Wish i could've been there, it looks fun :( Hopefully i'll be there next year with a speedrun of my own. Since the game is about flowers, how about a flower joke? How do you know flowers are capable of kissing? They have tulips. |