Hey it's me Tofu.

Let's start with knocking on some doors.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Rhydon
Rhydon who?
Rhydon time.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Zapdos
Zapdos who?
Zapdos idiots!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Raichu
Raichu who?
Raichu are.

Which Pokemon does Dracula like most?
Koffin’

How do you brush Gyarados’s teeth?
A: Very carefully

What do you call it when Haunter gets too close to a camp fire?
A toasty ghosty.