| Time Received | Amount | Comment |
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| 02/19/2023 23:41:49 +0000 | $5.00 | Yes |
| This message is specifically for Pika on screening shift. Hi Pika, amuse-toi bien ! :D | ||
| 07/24/2021 23:41:44 +0000 | $5.00 | Yes |
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The invention of the shuffle was groundbreaking.
Donating for a new Squirtle name, Jon B. Cena |
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| 07/24/2021 23:27:10 +0000 | $5.00 | Yes |
| Why not have the best of both worlds? | ||
| 07/24/2021 21:32:07 +0000 | $5.00 | Yes |
| Bowser is mad because he can't fit on Plessie. And also because of cat fur everywhere :D | ||
| 07/24/2021 03:16:35 +0000 | $5.00 | Yes |
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Oh no, there're no ordinary dad jokes left anymore... Whatyagottado?
I wanted to make a Nintendo joke, but it was Wii too hard for Mii to think of one. The PC gamer was denied entry to a night club. It was exclusive. French Mario is good at telling fortunes. He uses his L'ouija board to see the future. Mario broke up with Peach. He told her, "It's not you, it's a me, Mario!" I tried to teach my pet dog how to play video games…but his pause kept stopping him. I told a Pokemon some of my favourite gamer jokes, but he didn't like them. He said he was unaMewsed. Sorry not sorry. |
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| 07/24/2021 02:40:40 +0000 | $10.00 | Yes |
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New dad jokes for new commentators:
"Do you know how to make Budweiser? Send him to school." "When is a door not a door? When it's ajar." "What do you call a cow that twitches? Beef Jerky." "Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning in the ocean? He was just too far out, man." When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime. What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback! Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it! Enjoy! |
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| 07/24/2021 02:15:34 +0000 | $10.00 | Yes |
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Please read this donation at your leisure, it might contain a lethal amount of dad jokes.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated." "What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?" "How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut." "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired." "What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A yolkswagen." "Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?" "It didn't have the guts." "You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg." "What country's capital is growing the fastest?" "Ireland. Every day it's Dublin." "Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize." "I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know." "Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas." "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta." Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog. Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me. Enjoy! |
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