Oh no, there're no ordinary dad jokes left anymore... Whatyagottado?

I wanted to make a Nintendo joke, but it was Wii too hard for Mii to think of one.
The PC gamer was denied entry to a night club. It was exclusive.
French Mario is good at telling fortunes. He uses his L'ouija board to see the future.
Mario broke up with Peach. He told her, "It's not you, it's a me, Mario!"
I tried to teach my pet dog how to play video games…but his pause kept stopping him.
I told a Pokemon some of my favourite gamer jokes, but he didn't like them. He said he was unaMewsed.

Sorry not sorry.