What if there was a place with all the zip of speedrunning
Wouldn’t that be the sal-sal-saltiest place in all the world
Where the river’s made of [redacted] and the frames are always saved
With fun and games and races where the wr:s will get made

Well it turns out there’s a place with all the zip of speedrunning
Come on down to Malmö Stad and see it for yourself
Fallout 4 is lots of fun with settlements in need
Grand theft auto will require lots of RNG
Revese Bunny Hop through the entire Valve block
I Want To Be The one who's not on the first level stuck
TASBot won the game, but I don't quite know how
Nostalgic scenes from Nintendo will be turned into a show

Now you know there’s a place that’s just as great as SGDQ
Come on down to Malmö Stad and see it for yourself
A weeklong spectacle, speedrunning for a cause
An event with every avalible technician kept from taking pause
Quench your need for speedrunning at ESA!