| Time Received | Amount | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| 07/29/2023 20:43:45 +0000 | $5.00 | Yes |
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This one’s specifically for you, Huds: “Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.”
Now why have you fed your cat bread? |
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| 07/27/2023 18:51:22 +0000 | $25.00 | Yes |
| I’ve been told my time starts now. Here’s to some fun cosplay! | ||
| 07/26/2023 00:53:40 +0000 | $10.00 | Yes |
| Is this Leo, playing a game with lasers? Make sure you “pew pew” that nasty G.U.I.L.T! | ||
| 07/25/2023 15:27:57 +0000 | $20.00 | Yes |
| Your party has been introduced to the concept of minimalism. As such, you’ve all decided to become nudists! Please sell all your equipment, except your weapon(s). | ||
| 07/24/2023 09:49:02 +0000 | $10.00 | Yes |
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Had to get one more Norwegian lesson in.. and this one is my favorite oddity from the actual app:
Jeg spiser brød og gråter på gulvet. "I am eating bread and crying on the floor" I guess they made the owl angry. |
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| 07/24/2023 09:39:54 +0000 | $10.00 | Yes |
| Time for some Norwegian practice! "Jeg Heter Ouranea. I henhold til termodynamikkens lover, kan ikke bier fly." | ||
| 07/23/2023 14:48:39 +0000 | $25.00 | Yes |
| You lads are free to build whatever you want, so long as you don't touch any brown pieces for the next 10 minutes! | ||
| 02/25/2023 21:52:21 +0000 | $20.00 | Yes |
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Here's a pair of bad dad jokes for you:
Mario games are unforgiving... ... there's not mushroom for error What's Mario's favorite Hawaiian island? O'ahu! Have a great rest of the marathon, and thanks so much for having me, even though I couldn't be there in person. Let's get that total number over 100k, and I'll see you all in the Summer! |
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| 02/24/2023 21:23:23 +0000 | $50.00 | Yes |
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Argick! Nashlax! Money! Money and PAAAIIINNN!
Have fun "surviving". *evil laugh* This goes to the meme team - let's make sure we meet that Portal2 Incentive! |
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| 02/23/2023 22:42:57 +0000 | $10.00 | Yes |
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A few more choice review quotes for you...
"Unfortunately the only fatality in this game is the fact that someone actually spent time and money making it." "The enemies prefer firing at the ceiling than anywhere near your vicinity." "The developers must’ve been so delusional due to a sugar rush that they made you cannibalise your colorful friends." Shoutouts to M&M's, the superior candy. |
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| 02/23/2023 22:23:34 +0000 | $10.00 | Yes |
| Donating for my good friend Snowdog! Here's 10 times what I paid for this "game". Maybe one of these days I'll actually get a chance to sign your copy. Hope you and everyone are having a great ESA! | ||
| 02/22/2023 23:40:00 +0000 | $100.00 | Yes |
| Argick! Money! Money towards the bad ideas club! I hope you don't have a beef against me... but I think that Bovril has to happen. Donating towards SADX, and I'm BEGGING the rest of our viewers to do the same. Let's make it happen! | ||
| 02/22/2023 12:15:13 +0000 | $10.00 | Yes |
| Continuing the theme of naming worms after myself. :D | ||
| 02/20/2023 18:36:49 +0000 | $10.00 | Yes |
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I hate to be the *bearer* of bad news, but $10 to make y'all switch is an absolute *bear-gain*. Don't worry though, the sour taste doesn't last *fur-ever*... especially once you've had more than three of them!
Thanks for the laughs, gents! |
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| 02/20/2023 18:11:39 +0000 | $10.00 | Yes |
| Here's to having some super sour sweets in your pic-a-nic basket! | ||
| 02/19/2023 14:55:51 +0000 | $5.00 | Yes |
| Here's $5 to disagree. We certainly can't afford it these days. | ||
| 02/18/2023 19:14:12 +0000 | $20.00 | Yes |
| Pew Pew! Whoosh! Whooooomp! | ||
| 07/29/2022 18:53:01 +0000 | $5.00 | Yes |
| Choo choo! $5 train is here! Thanks so much to Crisisaurus for holding down the fort for us all with this awesome Pokémon run! | ||
| 07/26/2022 19:00:02 +0000 | $25.00 | Yes |
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Looks like we're all having fun on this road trip. We have an American tradition called a "Chinese Fire Drill" where everyone in the car gets out, runs around the car, and gets back in having switched seats, usually at a stoplight.
I think it's time for a French speedrunner's fire drill where Linkboss and Alex (any any other passengers) all get up, run around the stream table, and return in different seats. Shigan stays at the wheel. What makes this a French Speedrunner version? Ain't nobody got time for stoplights - you gotta do this while the truck is in motion. Bonus points for making as much noise as possible. |
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| 07/25/2022 12:57:27 +0000 | $20.00 | Yes |
| Argick! Money! More of my money, cause I'm out of coins and you're still playing! BWAHAHAHAHA | ||
| 07/25/2022 12:00:51 +0000 | $20.00 | Yes |
| It's crowd control time! Here's to an awesome event and more horrible costumes! | ||
| 07/25/2022 08:42:01 +0000 | $10.00 | Yes |
| I'm here to raise money and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum. Let's make Argick wear that cursed outfit so he can also say "Damn, I'm looking good!" | ||
| 07/24/2022 02:59:29 +0000 | $10.00 | Yes |
| Yeah, making this donation is the best decision I ever made. You get to a certain age and you start hearing the same conversations over and over. Or maybe it’s just being delusional at 5am. | ||
| 07/23/2022 15:58:07 +0000 | $20.00 | Yes |
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(Shout this with emphasis)
ARGICK! (Pause) MONEY!!! Money towards a great cause! Wish I could be there to enjoy the marathon in person, but I’ll be cheering along from home. Here’s to another amazing event! |
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| 02/17/2022 10:02:27 +0000 | $5.00 | Yes |
| PUSH THE BUTTON! | ||
| 02/16/2022 23:24:35 +0000 | $10.00 | Yes |
| Thanks for the trip down memory lane! This takes me back to hanging out with my friends at D1 events back in California in the early 2000's. Jesper, you're freakin' amazing! | ||
| 02/16/2022 19:08:57 +0000 | $25.00 | Yes |
| $25 for the stig to go get these three fine gentlemen some ice cream. | ||
| 02/16/2022 08:56:40 +0000 | $5.00 | Yes |
| Last dono for now - I have to actually get to work. Have fun, Ben - and good luck with the conveyor puzzle! PS - Don't let Boots steal your soul and stuff it into the backpack. | ||
| 02/16/2022 08:27:33 +0000 | $5.00 | Yes |
| (In Dora's voice) Hey Paulister! Can you name all of the alien friends with their matching colors? Que grandiosa! | ||
| 02/16/2022 08:21:25 +0000 | $5.00 | Yes |
| I'll never forget Boots' dead-eyed stare. There's only one thing worse: "I'm the map, i'm the map, i'm the map, i'm the map, i'm the map, i'm the map, i'm the map, i'm the map, I'M THE MAP!" | ||
| 02/15/2022 23:19:21 +0000 | $20.00 | Yes |
| We love you Bobby | ||
| 02/15/2022 12:54:51 +0000 | $69.00 | Yes |
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Because what other amount would be appropriate during the Good Time Garden?
GG on $20k so far everyone! Let's get to $100k!!! |
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| 02/14/2022 22:00:34 +0000 | $20.00 | Yes |
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Great to see my man Bobby back at ESA! Wish I could be there with y’all, but I’m there in spirit this time around. Let’s crush that goal of $100k!
Put this $20 towards Snowdog’s walk in the garden. It’s a silly place. |
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| 02/12/2022 20:07:06 +0000 | $13.12 | Yes |
| Argick! Money! A random amount of money! Have fun! | ||
| 07/31/2021 19:15:26 +0000 | $55.55 | Yes |
| MoD wants fives? Here, take all the fives I can give. Here's to crushing even more fundraising records! | ||
| 02/21/2021 02:33:37 +0000 | $25.00 | Yes |
| Thanks ESA for having me on staff once again. It's an honor and a privilege to be a part of these events. Best of luck to Josh on his run, and here's to seeing Bowser's Fury! | ||
| 02/14/2021 16:42:10 +0000 | $15.00 | Yes |
| Since I can’t speak, it only makes sense for me to be a fish! | ||
| 02/13/2021 10:08:50 +0000 | $60.00 | Yes |
| I like round numbers. Let's get hype for an awesome week of speedrunning!!! | ||
| 08/02/2020 19:04:18 +0000 | $36.00 | Yes |
| $360 left? I’ll take care of 10% of that. Who’s with me? By the way Simply - what does Mario say when he visits the graveyard? Boooo shooooo! | ||
| 08/02/2020 00:53:45 +0000 | $20.00 | Yes |
| Just want to get one more donation in before I call it a night. Thanks everyone for your generosity, and let’s break 50k before the end! | ||
| 08/01/2020 23:38:58 +0000 | $10.00 | Yes |
| Master Sword Get! | ||
| 08/01/2020 13:16:44 +0000 | $10.00 | Yes |
| This may not be pet the pup at the party, so let’s put this cash towards cuddle the cat with some curry! | ||
| 08/01/2020 02:10:47 +0000 | $50.00 | Yes |
| Harvey must be destroyed! | ||
| 05/31/2020 23:04:31 +0000 | $20.00 | Yes |
| It’s happy fun time! | ||
| 05/31/2020 14:34:02 +0000 | $20.00 | Yes |
| Gotta donate while we gotta go fast! Full Fart Fremover! | ||
| 04/12/2020 22:52:26 +0000 | $20.00 | Yes |
| Big Jon and Tiny Tim keeping me up late on Easter? Sounds like a winning combination to me! Here’s hoping RNG is in your favor for the rest of the run, especially swinging around that stick of tasty, creamery butter! | ||
| 04/10/2020 21:16:34 +0000 | $20.00 | Yes |
| My fellow Italian brother Mario needs to go around and bare those glorious nipples. | ||
| 04/07/2020 11:15:30 +0000 | $20.00 | Yes |
| <3 to all my ESA peeps! I wanna be the pig! | ||
| 02/21/2020 20:56:16 +0000 | $10.00 | Yes |
| Hey Metako! Onion pudding? | ||
| 02/21/2020 00:44:39 +0000 | $20.00 | Yes |
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You've had your fill of onion pudding, but have you tried the delicacy of Herring Cupcakes?
For the next two minutes, Metako is limited to the following words: Herring, Cupcakes. In that order. Do have fun! |
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| 02/20/2020 11:22:51 +0000 | $10.00 | Yes |
| Its Metako’s time to shine... by himself! Everyone out for a coffee break! | ||
| 02/19/2020 00:33:22 +0000 | $20.00 | Yes |
| This blindfolded section just blew my mind! So glad I was there when we hit the goal, and glad I stayed up to see it happen live! Great job Zet! | ||
| 02/17/2020 20:47:10 +0000 | $5.00 | Yes |
| All I needed was a miracle... but you took them all! Now I have to settle for Deuceler. | ||
| 02/17/2020 20:12:39 +0000 | $5.00 | Yes |
| I’m the only one going fast around here! Pick up the pace, shadowkiller! | ||
| 02/17/2020 19:56:58 +0000 | $5.00 | Yes |
| Hide and seek champion 2020! | ||
| 02/17/2020 19:44:12 +0000 | $5.00 | Yes |
| I am truly sad you all weren’t aware of my role in the sandlot, or recognized the line as brilliantly read by Deuceler. Your lack of rods is... disappointing. | ||
| 07/25/2019 21:00:05 +0000 | $25.00 | Yes |
| Greetings from Norway! Loving the ESA marathon so far! Given we've got two runners from the USA, and they're playing GTA Vice City, I think for the next couple minutes everyone needs to be from New Jersey. Voices, hand gestures, you name it. | ||
| 07/28/2018 12:34:18 +0000 | $20.00 | Yes |
| Enjoy me! | ||
| 07/22/2018 01:06:08 +0000 | $10.00 | Yes |
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Pay no attention to the “pretty damn evil” guy rolling around the countryside, shagging all the ladies of the night, and murdering his followers. Just another guy here in the land of Fable!
Sorry I murderef your entire village, by the way. Donation to runner’s choice. ;) |
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| 07/21/2018 18:06:35 +0000 | $15.00 | Yes |
| Greetings from Norway! Donation goes to runner’s choice. | ||