Long ago, in a distant hotel, I, Aku, the game-developing master of my own game's leaderboard, coded an unspeakable evil! But a foolish speedrunner, wielding a magic route, ran forth to oppose me! (Whish!* *Clang!* Before the final trick was done, I tore open his button's timer, and flung his personal best minutes off, where my record is law! Now the fool seeks to reset to the past, and undo the world record that is Aku!