That was just a warm-up, Kenny!

Young, gentle John was envious of jolly Yally, the mayor, for his giant yacht, so John watched Yally for a year, over bridges, through canyons, and beyond. John became educated on Yally’s allergy of yolk, so he put yellow yolk in his juice and yogurt. Yally drank the juice and yogurt and yelled, “Yuck!”

Stay classy, stay Pepsi!