once upon a time, a microwave oven, red haired crazy guy and some casual speedrunner comes to esa to pwn some scrubs and to have fun. but when the stars align, all of them will be forced to fight a great evil - the almighty bottle of Kirlimfaul. And they will lose. UNLESS, they will run their runs on ESA and won't fail any tricks. greetings from saint-petersburg. microwave oven, please, sing us a very kool song "my defense" by yegor letov, and dont lose your knee caps. OH BTW JOSH WHENS RTC?