(To Bowie: This one is also a poem. Not as good as the previous one, but I'm practically improvising these)

Once upon a midnight speedy
An angry Scot helps the needy
Going fast and raising money to find a cure
He's here completing every story, showing this game in all its glory
Only this and nothing more
(Except the commentary and memes
And the work behind the scenes,
this is slightly hard to ignore!)

Like Amy he Rose to prominence
Showing off his massive dominance
In Sonic the Hedgehog and every sequel
But lest you think he did'na
Know how to play as the Echidna
This news'll make you recoil
Argick studied hard and Knuckled down
So know he's known throughout the town
As a runner and a commentator with no equal.