Chat: Go back whence you came! Trouble the head of Edenal no more!
Edenal: How? How is it that I've been so defeated?
Chat: You have been doomed ever since you agreed to such an incentive.
Edenal: Ah...sarcasm. 'For what profit is it to children if we donate for such a cause, and loses their own hair'?. Metako 20:02 I believe.
Chat: .........(awkward silence)
Edenal: Tell me. What... what were Metako's last words?
Chat: They said "The hair MUST go. If you cannot donate for this, then at least share and promote the cause. For Edenal's head but be bald." They also said to tell you that they knew this would happen eventually...
Edenal: Everyone, forgive me. Farewell my hair, you will be missed...