Let's spread the $20.00% love ingame!
(feel free to reveal steps in order as they are completed, since I know brainspace is probably running low at 2am)

1. Everyone go to a marketboard and buy the most amazing item you can for 2000gil or less. Then, EXPLAIN why it is the most amazing item.

2. Everyone in the room who is NOT playing the game can decide who actually has the best item. Winner may then redistribute all 4 items among the players.

3. Finally, players must use/equip/redeem/employ the item(s) they receive, if possible, ASAP. Items which cannot be used without running additional content must be retained indefinitely or sold on marketboard.