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(I'm a good friend of Foxy's and the following isbthe title for a boss in Death's Door, please read with all your heart!!)
KING OF THE SWAMP
GUARDIAN OF THE FLOODED FORTRESS
LORD OF HIS DOMAIN, RULER OF ALL HE SURVEYS
FIRST OF HIS NAME, SECOND OF HIS OTHER NAME, HE WHO IS WITHOUT MIDDLE INITIAL OR MERCY.
DESTROYER OF ALL THOSE WHO WOULD QUESTION HIS RIGHTFUL RULE OR LOOK AT HIM WITH ASKANCE.
EATER OF THE VANQUISHED, DEVOURER OF THE INDOLENT, GUZZLER OF THE NON-COMMITAL.
BESTOWER OF WRATHFUL OPPROBRIUM AND FOUNT OF MOST WONDERFUL BENEVOLENCE. ALL GLORY TO HIM AND HIS MACE.
HOLY BASHER OF TOADS NOT FROGS, BUT REALLY, WHAT ARE TOADS ANYWAYS? WORSE FROGS RIGHT? UGLIER TOO.
SMARTEST CREATURE IN ALL THE LAND, REALLY CLEVER LIKE THAT EINSTEIN GUY BUT MORE HANDSOME AND- OKAY HIT THE WORD COUNT.
- Love you Foxy and Rubie xoxo